Have you seen the new guy at the cannabis dispensary? His name is Luke, and he is absolutely dreamy.
Normally I don’t do this sort of thing, but I think the next time I see him I will just give him my phone number and tell him to call me.
I have been playing coy, chatting him up but keeping the flirting to a minimum. Partly it’s because I want to get to know him a little better, but also I don’t want to come off as desperate. The truth is I am thirsty for Luke, but want him to make the first move. I met him at the cannabis dispensary on his first night. He was the new manager, having transferred in from a larger city. This was a smaller cannabis dispensary, but a better job, so Luke was stoked about being here and his enthusiasm is what first attracted me to him. Here was a guy who was fired up about cannabis, and helping people find the strain or blend that would be best for them. He acted like a pharmacist at times, not a budtender, but it’s because he thought that cannabis was sacred and should be treated with respect. I understand why he hasn’t asked me out, despite me giving him all the signals, because he is at work and doesn’t want to mess up his job at the cannabis dispensary. But I don’t work there, I just go there to buy my cannabis, so I have no reason that I can’t ask him out first.