Which is why I kept driving out to Crazy Sam’s farm to buy cannabis from him – because she was the only game in town.
I used to have to get all our weed from Crazy Sam who lives on a farm outside of town, for years that was the only option, unless I wanted to start growing our own plants at home. Believe me, I tried doing that more than once! I just don’t have a talent for botany, as well as every attempt I made towards growing marijuana ended up a complete failure. Which is why I kept driving out to Crazy Sam’s farm to buy cannabis from him – because she was the only game in town. I was so thankful when a proper cannabis dispensary opened a few miles from here, because it meant I never had to see Sam again! I learned a few interesting things from our first trip into the cannabis dispensary. The largest thing I realized was that the marijuana Crazy Sam had been selling me was of a undoubtedly bad quality. Think about it this way – if you’ve never had a real hamburger before, then the McDonald’s burger is pretty great, right? That’s how it was for me as well as cannabis! I had never smoked any real top-quality cannabis before, so I thought that this gnarly, ragweed from Crazy Sam was top notch! After a few puffs of Purple Haze in the parking lot I saw the truth. Not only did Crazy Sam carry a gun with him at all times, she was also peddling sub-par cannabis to people who didn’t think any better! Now that we have a proper cannabis dispensary in town, I guess that Crazy Sam is going to lose all of her customers.