Marijuana makes myself and others a funnier guy

I love to go out with our friends & have a fantastic time, however I’m not exactly the life of the party, but i don’t believe I have a very fantastic sense of humor, even though I try to make a joke every once in a while, but one thing that makes myself and others a funnier man is marijuana.

I’ve been using marijuana for the past more than four years, the doctor originally prescribed medical marijuana for me, but when recreational marijuana was legalized, I absolutely did not need a note from the doctor anymore.

It helped myself and others have the ability to order more marijuana flower products & saved myself and others money on taxes, so I continued to apply for the medical marijuana card every single year. I believe that marijuana makes myself and others a funnier guy. When I am hanging out with our friends, we usually have some recreational marijuana products. The last time we were hanging out, we met up with some boys that we used to believe in middle school. I have not seen them in a while. One of the boys said that I was a lot funnier than he remembered. I told his that the reason was marijuana & he laughed. I was telling the truth, even though I believe he thought that I was telling you a joke. Either way, he laughed & I got his number at the end of the night. I never would have had the courage to talk to the boy or ask for his number! Marijuana makes myself and others suppose more confident & way less upset about whether or not she’s going to turn myself and others down.

 

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Discounts at the dispensary

The marijuana dispensary offers amazing discounts on many different products in the store itself.

  • They do not advertise these discounts, so The only way to find out if something is on sale is to go visit the dispensary.

Sadly, I do not live close to the dispensary, so I usually order for delivery… Since the sales are not available on deliveries, I had to visit the store to option out all of my products; When I got to the marijuana store, I was shocked to find out that they were having a sale on all of the cannabis concentrates. They were all “buy one and get one 50% off.” The dispensary did not advertise the sale online. I only saw it because I went to the store. I saved about $150 that day, because I took advantage of “the buy one, get one for 50% off” sale. I picked out more than one indica cannabis concentrate strains and more than a few sativa cannabis concentrate strains. When I was finished at the dispensary, I got on my iPhone and I called my best mate James. I told the guy that the delivery maintenance was having a sale in the store on concentrates. When James found out about the sale, he went to the dispensary to take advantage of the cheap prices too. James picked out 8 grams of cannabis concentrate and then he came over to my current home to say thank you for the heads up, then James picked out a couple of different Indica strains love OG kush, Skywalker og, Blue Dream, and gelato number 33. All of us smoked some of the concentrates together and all of us shared a marijuana joint before James went back to his place.

 

Cannabis grower

The cannabis dispensary job is a lot of fun

I worked at the trendy grocery store for three years before I found a different task, however the grocery store was my first task.

  • I started working there as a basket boy and then I moved up to being a cashier, however after that, I joined the produce department.

I was going to start working as a rookie butcher when an option for a different task came up… My best neighbor Jackie told myself and others that the marijuana dispensary was hiring. Jackie was already particularly working at the marijuana dispensary as a delivery driver. I hoped to get a task delivering marijuana like him, although I happily applied for a task particularly working in the store, when one was available. I was super thankful that Jackie told myself and others about the task before anyone else could snag it. I met with the manager of the dispensary a couple of days after I turned in my application. The manager told myself and others that I was recommended by Jackie and he had wonderful things to say about myself and others and my task ethic. After the interview, I was immediately hired to task full-time in the store. There are a lot of perks to particularly working in the marijuana dispensary; One of the great perks is the savings and discount I earn on all recreational and medical marijuana products. I am given a hefty 35% discount. This discount is almost love getting paid an extra $5 an hour. I used to spend a lot of money on recreational marijuana products, however now I save a ton because I buy my items from the same place where I work. I’m super thankful that Jackie helped myself and others get the task.

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The price of cannabis concentrates gets higher

I’m not surprised that inflation affects everything, including recreational as well as medical marijuana supplies

I didn’t go to the marijuana dispensary last week or the week before, because I didn’t entirely need supplies that badly. I have been trying particularly to save more money on gas whenever possible. I waited to drive to the dispensary until earlier this week when I was nearly out of concentrates as well as marijuana flower. I saw that the prices for marijuana and oil were way higher than they had been the previous week. Most of the cannabis concentrates in the store are usually an even $20 each. I noticed that all of these products were now listed at $25. The marijuana flower prices were also higher. The dispensary normally sells a $10 fifth. The $10 fifth was being listed for 13 bucks. That is a 20% increase on many products inside of the store. I noticed the sky-high prices as well as I said something to the bartender when I was filling my order. The dude informed me that they changed all of their prices over the weekend. It was the first time that I saw a major increase in the dispensary store prices. I could not be too exasperated, because I’ve been using that dispensary for 2 years. I’ve been paying the same exact price for cannabis concentrates for the whole time. I’m not surprised that inflation affects everything, including recreational as well as medical marijuana supplies. With the sky-high cost of gas now around seven dollars a gallon, it’s no surprise to see prices rising on everything. I hope inflation does not raise prices more. I will not be able to afford to continue using cannabis products if they raise the prices too much higher.

Sativa products

I was lost on a back road

Monday afternoon I worked at the marijuana dispensary.

I wasn’t supposed to be working as a weed delivery driver that day, however the store was busy. I took a couple of deliveries after my break. One of those deliveries was down near the canyon at the particularly south end of the town. I’ve never been down that way to deliver, however I’ve driven in that space when I go to the state park that is 5 or six miles from the area. I thought I knew exactly where I was headed, so I wasn’t bothered when the internet cut out as well as I lost the GPS tracking. I had the home address on the order as well as I was only a few miles away at the time, however, alas, I ended up getting lost on the back roads. I had to drive all the way out of the valley to get repairs for my iPhone. Thankfully the guidelines were easy to write down, because they vanished as soon as I lost signal again. I was delayed by 30 minutes because I could not find the home address for the marijuana delivery order. When I finally arrived, the owner of the house asked how difficult it was to find the locale. I told the person that I got lost for 15 minutes. I guess she must have taken mercy on me, because she gave me a crucial tip. The person gave me $18 on a $73 marijuana order. This is really 1 of the biggest tips that I have ever acquired. I do not see delivery tips that large unless I drive orders over $500.

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The driver was being followed

I usually have 2 or 3 delivery drivers on shift at all times while I was in the day.

The cannabis shop is correctly busy with deliveries.

I believe that over 50% of our revenue comes from deliveries. The cannabis shop has offered delivery services for the past 2 years. Sales increased by well over 30% after the two of us started to delivery weed. Our delivery zone is quite large. Every one of us cover the entire city from north to south as well as east to west. When delivery drivers leave the dispensary, they have multiple weird cannabis orders with them. The drivers have to be safe as well as careful when carrying marijuana products as well as heaps of money. Every one of us can only accept money for marijuana sales. Occasionally the drivers might have multiple hundreds of dollars on them at 1 time, last weekend 1 of my employees returned to the dispensary before finishing all of his orders. That guy told me that he was being followed by someone in a green station wagon. He noticed the station wagon at multiple weird deliveries. The guy was getting very anxious that someone was going to try to rob him, so he returned to the store with a big stack of cash. The green station wagon followed the driver all the way to the edge of the neighborhood where the cannabis shop is located. When the driver pulled into the parking lot, the green station wagon sped away. It’s difficult to tell if the driver of the car had something bad planned, however I am stoked that the driver returned to the store before something bad occurred. It is always better to be safe than sorry.

 

 

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Some jerk was smoking dope in the crowd

I could detect the drug particularly clearly as well as I’m sure the usher at the end of the row could detect it too

When my children were attending elementary school, I got to take them to a show in the neighborhood to see a group of performers dance on ice. My kids were all excited for a week ahead of time, because they knew they would get to see some of their favorite characters that day. The location was fully packed with people as well as the parking lot was full on the day of the performance. I got to the ice rink early, so that the two of us could avoid traffic as well as delays. The kids found seats near the middle of the auditorium. Every one of us were not particularly close to the stage, however the two of us had an entirely unbelievable view of everything. After the show started, the crowded room got particularly quiet as well as the lights went down. There were no lights in the audience at all until I saw a flashing orange light. I recognized the light right away. I have a marijuana vape pen with the same orange light. I saw the orange light flash a few times as well as after that I began to odor the distinctive odor of marijuana. I wondered why anyone else didn’t say anything to the person who was clearly smoking weed in the audience. I could detect the drug particularly clearly as well as I’m sure the usher at the end of the row could detect it too. There was no smoke, so it had to be a marijuana vape pen. The children’s concert wasn’t the right locale for marijuana as well as I was disappointed that the folks running the locale did not kick the jerk out of the concert for using an illegal substance around so many kids.

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The guy on the train was rolling up marijuana joints

I looked around at the other people.

Everyday I take the subway line to the office. I could drive, however it’s a lot cheaper to take the subway as well as I do not have to deal with heavy traffic as well as so many other cars on the highway. If I was to commute in my car, it would probably take me twice as long to get to the city. I use my time on the subway to get ready for the day of work. I skim the newspaper as well as check my emails. I check on the stocks and bonds for the day as well as I look at the Wall Street Journal. There are mostly other business people on the train. Every once in a while there will be a younger person headed to work. There was someone on the train yeahterday as well as the person was rolling a bunch of marijuana joints in their seat. I’ve never seen anyone get out marijuana on the subway like it wasn’t a huge deal. Even though marijuana products are legal in this state, you still can’t smoke pot in public or use marijuana products somewhere other than your private residence. I looked around at the other people. They could see that the guy was rolling marijuana joints too, however no 1 wanted to speak up to the train conductor. The young guy continued rolling marijuana joints all the way up until the time that he departed the train. He must have rolled 20 or 30 joints during the 45 minute trip. The guy wasn’t the least bit sad about getting caught as well as he didn’t seem that interested in anything except what he had going on in front of him.

Orange kush

I was thrilled to buy top shelf cannabis

Blue Dream is my favorite strains of all types of sativa marijuana. Blue Dream is a hybrid strain that is mostly sativa leaning. It is a delicate mix of the strains redberry as well as haze. Blue dream can be found in many weird varieties. I like to smoke orange dream flower, however I have also seen the strain in concentrates, vape pen carts, as well as gummy edibles. I picked up a quarter ounce of amazing Blue Dream flower last week, when it was on sale. I rarely buy top shelf flower products from the marijuana dispensary because they are so upscale. When the items were on sale, I was thrilled to spend a few extra bucks on the better product selection. As soon as I got back to my dormitory, I took out my glass bowl as well as packed it full of Blue Dream flower. I could odor the tasty berries as soon as I got the flower out of the package. The buds were fat as well as robust, as well as the stench of marijuana was strong as well as pungent in the air. I opened the windows by the bed as well as I started smoking the bowl of marijuana. The flavor was quite nice as well as I started to recognize high halfway through the bowl. I could not even finish all of the flowers that I packed into the bowl. I was entirely high before I finished as well as I was scared that I would end up passing out if I finished the rest of the bowl. I still had a couple of errands to complete that afternoon, so I slowed down as well as took my time with the rest of my bowl.

 

I was thrilled to buy top shelf cannabis

The dispensary was near the hotel

My spouse Bob as well as I went to the neighborhood to see a show.

  • It was a long drive to the city, so Bob decided to stay in the neighborhood overnight.

It was much easier than trying to drive to the beach house after spending all day at work as well as then all night at the show. I picked a nice hotel for us that was close to the address of the show. After the two of us checked into our suite, Bob realized that the two of us were right across the street from a marijuana dispensary. Bob noticed the dispensary first. I mentioned that it might be fun to get high before the show. Bob rolled her eyes as well as didn’t say anything else about my suggestion. Bob hopped into the shower as well as she was in there for multiple minutes. When Bob came out of the shower, she surprised me with her suggestion to call the dispensary for an order. Bob told me to look on Google to see what products they have available. The dispensary offered delivery services, however Bob and I were so close that the two of us decided to walk across the street to check out the locale. It was the 1st time that my spouse as well as I had ever stepped foot in a recreational as well as medicinal marijuana dispensary. The experience was a lot of fun. I was amazed by the selection of cannabis products that the place had available for sale. They had marijuana flower, tinctures, edibles, concentrates, gum, as well as even a whole refrigerator filled with cannabis infused beverages. I obtained a small bottle of wine that was infused with THC as well as cbd. I drank the bottle of wine before the music started. After 30 or 40 minutes, I started to recognize the effects of the THC as well as cbd. I was stoned by the time the two of us entered the locale to see the show.

 

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Before watching the horror show, we got high

Halloween is my favorite time of year.

Some folks love Christmas, Easter, or the 4th of July, however Halloween takes the cake for me. A lot of the locals take the holiday particularly seriously. They always put up decorations, lights, as well as animatronics. I’m lucky to live in a neighborhood where people want to celebrate All Hallows Eve like it is a major holiday. My friends as well as I decided to go see a classic movie this year for halloween! Down at the cinema plex, they were showing the old uncut version of the 1974 Texas Chainsaw massacre. My friends as well as I had planned to go to see the movie. My lady Jay was sad that she would be scared, however I told her not to worry, because I would be right there; Before the show began, all of my friends as well as I got blazed in the parking lot. Every one of us smoked a marijuana joint that the two of us obtained at the cannabis dispensary. It was a special Halloween strain with a cool frightening name. It was a hybrid strain that was a mix of Girl Scout cookies. Everyone smoked some of the joint before the two of us decided to go into the theater. Jay smoked some too, but she does not usually smoke recreational marijuana. She was high as well as giggling before the movie even started. Jay laughed through most of the movie. During the scenes that were supposed to be frightening, Jay held onto my arm as tightly as possible. Every one of us had a lot of fun that night. It was so great as well as interesting to watch a movie from the ’73s on the large screen. It kind of made me believe that I was transfered back to the 1973s.
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Discounts on cannabis products are only available in the store

The marijuana dispensary offers discounts on a great many products in the shop.

  • They do not advertise any of these discounts.

The only way to discover if something is on sale is to see for yourself at the dispensary. I do not live close by the dispensary, so I usually order for delivery, since the sale prices are not available for deliveries, I had to go to the store to choice out all of my products, then when I got to the marijuana dispensary, I found out that they were offering a steep discount on all of the cannabis concentrates. They were all by 1 as well as get 1 50% off. The dispensary did not advertise this sale online. I only found out because I went to the store. I saved about $150 that day, because I took full advantage of the buy 1 as well as get 1 for 50% off sale. I picked out a few indica cannabis concentrate strains as well as many sativa cannabis concentrate strains. When I was all finished at the dispensary, I got on the iPhone as well as I called my best friend Jay. I told the guy that the delivery repair was having a sale in the store on concentrates. When Jay found out about the sale, he went to the dispensary to take advantage of the cheap prices too. Jay picked out 8 grams of cannabis concentrate as well as then Jay came over to my beach house to say thank you for the heads up, then he picked out a couple of weird Indica strains like OG kush, Skywalker og, as well as some gelato number 33… Every one of us smoked some of the concentrate together as well as Jay shared a marijuana joint before he went back to his locale.

 

New marijuana products

My place of work is a lot of fun

I worked at a grocery store for almost 5 years before I found better work. The grocery store was my first work, but i started to work as a basket boy as well as after that I was promoted to money counter, but after that, I joined the produce department. I was finally working as a novice butcher when an opportunity for a new job came up, however my best friend Jay told me that the marijuana dispensary was hiring, then Jay was already finally working at the marijuana dispensary as a weed delivery driver. I was hoping to get a work delivering marijuana as well, however I happily applied for a position finally working in the store, when 1 was available. I was super thankful that Jay told me about the work before anyone else could snag it. I met with the manager of the dispensary a couple of afternoons later I turned in my application. The manager told me that I was suggested by Jay as well as he had unbelievable things to say about me as well as my work ethic. After the interview, I was set to work full-time in the store. There are a lot of perks to finally working in the marijuana dispensary! 1 of the biggest perks is the savings as well as discount I acquire on all recreational as well as medicinal marijuana products. I acquire a juicy 35% discount. The discount is almost like getting paid an extra $5 an minute. I used to spend a small fortune on recreational marijuana products, however now I save a ton because I buy my items from the same locale where I work. I’m super thankful that Jay helped me get the work.

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