Cannabis makes movies better

I always smuggle in a flask of whiskey with me, and since I can’t get away with smoking cannabis I bring some edibles instead.

Going to the movies without being high is not something I ever do. It isn’t like I want to go to a movie theater very often after all the COVID panic, so if I do go it has to be for a very special movie. A trip to the movies should be fun and relaxing, so I always do a fair amount of pre-game warming up at home. I will have a few drinks, smoke a few bowls, and get nice and lifted before going to the theater. I always smuggle in a flask of whiskey with me, and since I can’t get away with smoking cannabis I bring some edibles instead. For this reason, I always check the VOD (video on demand) services first, because if I can watch a movie with cannabis in my hands, I will take that route. Edibles are nice, they give a nice full-body high and a physical relaxation, but nothing beats getting absolutely blotto from bong rips. Modern movies are insanely long, have you noticed that? When I was a kid it seemed like most movies were 90 minutes or so, now they are all 2and a half or three hours long, which is a long time to go without cannabis! I want to send an email to the local cannabis dispensary, since they have a smokers lounge I think they should start screening movies there. If the cannabis dispensary was showing a movie and I could smoke and drink as much as I wanted, I would probably go see it without even knowing what movie it was!

 

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